It’s Casual Friday again on the Swami, so I’m bunking off, shirking my duties, evading my commitments, and generally not showing up for work.
Oh, I know, I’m setting a bad example to the kids.
But you know what? They’re your kids, not mine. I’ll leave it to you to explain why a grown man who should be keeping up with his regular duties decides all of a sudden not to write anything readable or coherent, and instead heads off to the beach. It’s called parental responsibility, people.
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