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Something new that’s well worth an hour of your time

Some while ago, after my 15-year run on the BBC came to an end, listeners wrote in (and still do) suggesting I put out a podcast.

That seemed like a very unrealistic objective to begin with, quite frankly.

First, I was bored with broadcasting; I’d been at it for forty years, man and boy. Surely I get to take a break at some point, don’t I? There comes a time when you’ve said all there is to say. With that in mind, I simply retired to write books. Besides which, I considered podcasts a bit of a come-down for a long-time professional broadcaster. Howard Stern calls them ‘radio for losers.’ Losers being people who can’t otherwise get into radio, or who’ve been fired from regular broadcasting and can’t find a job. I was neither.

Now, though, three years later, podcasts ARE radio. Podcasts are where the action is.

Whereas radio of every stripe is beholden to sponsors and advertisers and political correctness, amd therefore can’t ever give you the whole story – or if it does, then that story has been edited by a committee of four people before it reaches you, especially on the BBC or NPR – podcasts don’t do that. They feature honest, uncensored content. My kind of content.

The Life QuizFor that reason, I finally got around to doing a podcast. It’s called The Life Quiz and it’s like nothing else that’s out there. I think you’re going to like it. The reaction so far has been tremendous.

It’s based on an idea I had a looooong time ago. Season 1 features six shows and six guests, each answering a list of set questions about life, living, and what it’s all about. The result is fascinating. The six people I interviewed were very special in their own way, and willing to be  candid, vulnerable, and open. The conversations are amazing, as well as often moving and enlightening.

So why not check it out? The first show features Sally Stevens, who you’ll recognize from The Simpsons, Family Guy, and her work on loads of movies, from Jurassic Park to The Matrix and Terminator; even The Sound of Music. Either listen below, or visit the website and get more information there. It’s also available for download on iTunes. Just type ‘The Life Quiz’ into your podcast search box, and away you go.

Episode 2 features Veronica Cartwright, one of the stars of Alien and The Witches of Eastwick. Episode 3 is devoted to a truly fascinating man, Christof Bove, a former NBC Universal executive who got mired in the Hollywood lifestyle of drink and drugs in a way that almost cost him his life. His revelations are riveting.

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Gather round. It’s time to stand up to the parasites.

As anyone who knows me will tell you, I love anything to do with weirdo alternative health treatments. Anything at all.

For instance, right now I’m having problems concentrating because I’m wearing an orgone zapper I bought from South Africa. It’s strapped to my upper arm, pumping 9 volts of DC current into my system. The sensation is interesting: kinda tingly, causing slight itching in various parts of my body. Though that’s not why I bought it. I didn’t think, “How can I make my body itch?” and rush to buy a zapper. No, the zapper apparently kills parasites, viruses, and bad bacteria living inside the human system. The itching happens while it’s routing them out.

Now, I find this to be an interesting experiment. Maybe it’s drivel and zappers don’t work, but I’d rather try one and find the truth for myself than be skeptical and miss out on something fun and possibly effective. If there are parasites in my body, they need to come out, and whatever I can do to rattle their cage, I will. The war has only just started.

The reason I’m telling you this is because there’s a different war going on elsewhere right now, one we’re all a part of, whether we want to be or not.

Andreas Moritz is a leading author of alternative health books. The guy is a genius. His knowledge of how the human body functions, and how it can be put right after it malfunctions, is, in my view, comprehensive and impeccable.  Better still, all his writings make perfect sense to me. He doesn’t believe in subduing problems with pills, harmful radiation and surgery; his method is to cleanse and detoxify the body in marvelously simple ways, to prevent disease taking root in the first place. And what could be better than that?

Well, of course, this approach has brought him into direct conflict with the lumbering cash-cow leviathan that is the medical establishment. If you can flush toxins from your body, bolster up the immune system, and possibly make yourself well by simple means, then doctors and surgeons and the big pharmaceutical companies become largely unnecessary. How ghastly. For goodness’ sake, the last thing doctors want is for you to be well; to reach such a state of tip-top health that you don’t need them any more. That would be disastrous.

“What if everybody in this country did that?” they sputter angrily, “What if they just went ahead and got healthy without pills or being cut open? We’d go broke. Cancer charities would close. Hospitals would shut down. Surgeons would have to send their kids to public school. Think of the jobs. My god, thousands would be out of work. And what would we do with all these bloody catscan machines we bought?”

That’s why they don’t care much for Andreas Moritz.

In his small way, Moritz, along with many others, is fighting the good fight, showing people simple ways to effectively boost and protect their immune system, giving them information with which they can tackle disease intelligently and calmly without necessarily rushing in a mad panic to see a GP every ten minutes. His techniques don’t replace the work of doctors, they simply inform the patient of ways they might become stronger and healthier, and, who knows, maybe avoid resorting to modern medicine in future. To that end, he’s insightful, clever, informed, open-minded, and I trust him.

Of course, that poses a problem. You can’t take a stand in America on matters that might reduce the profits of big health corporations, not even a tiny bit, without enraging those factions who make their living off people getting sick. Consequently, there are individuals and companies – who are the real parasites, in my view – that set out as a matter of policy to bring down anyone with an alternative viewpoint, branding them “quacks” or “dangerous” or “snake oil salesmen.” They’ll do whatever they can to sully a guy’s reputation, even though there are thousands of testimonials out there saying that the new treatments actually might work. None of that matters. What matters to them is keeping things as they are and increasing profit. The wellness of patients is a secondary factor.

So Andreas Moritz is under attack from various quarters and is having to fight back.

His general enemy seems to be a bunch of oppressive lobbyists for the status quo, some of whom appear to trust science above all else, and scoff at anything that can’t be proved by prolonged study and scientific research, which, on the face of it, sounds logical and straightforward, but it’s not. I mean, can scientific researchers at MIT prove that the DC current from my zapper isn’t having fist-fights all my body with parasites right now? Of course they can’t. Some things have to be taken on trust. Especially when you’ve paid seventy-six bucks for them.

Other, more vicious ones are taking the Republican approach. They’re engaging in guerrilla warfare, by going on Amazon and other sites and giving Moritz’s books bad reviews simply for the sake of it. They’re tagging the author “a quack” to put potential customers off and dissuade them from  learning new ways to take power over their own health. In other words, these saboteurs are using free market liberties and perverting them, not to protect the public, but to make sure that the present system of healthcare in this country goes undisturbed and the big corporations continue to make fat profits. What other motive could there possibly be?  Take money out of the equation and there’s no reason not to at least learn about alternatives and explore possibilities. That’s all I do: I explore. I’m not a doctor, I can’t advise people about anything – God only knows that’s true! – but I am very, very interested in what’s possible. It’s my thing. I’m forever on standby for something new.

For that reason, speaking as a guy who’s tingling all over because he’s wearing a plastic box he bought on the internet, I am prepared to stand shoulder to itchy shoulder with Moritz and other promoters of alternative treatments. Not because the treatments work universally – some do, some don’t – but because we have a duty simply as human beings to be open-minded to anything that might improve our lives, and also to stand up to those profiteering barons who would have us take endless drugs and be irradiated or routinely cut open, just so that they can make a few extra bucks and pay the mortgage on that huge house they just bought.

So let’s support Andreas Moritz. Maybe buy one of his books and see if anything strikes a chord. I repeat, the information is not there to replace your standard healthcare, it’s there to supplement it and increase your knowledge of how your body works so that you can make better, more intelligent decisions in future. What can possibly be wrong with that?

Now, I have to go lie down. Seriously, my whole body is itching.

TV Swami – he way off topic, but he say YES to alternative healthcare.

Read my disclaimer yet? You really should, you know. Just in case.


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Ask your doctor if Purobutimansoprol Soothing Nighttime Formula, Cherry Flavor is right for you.

Recently, I admitted that, beyond a cursory glance here and there to keep up with the overall direction of everything, I don’t follow the news any more. I guess people were surprised to hear this. Things were said. Remarks made.

I, in turn, not surprisingly perhaps, was surprised by their surprise. Because why would I watch the news? Give me one convincing reason.

Ever since it ceased to be about facts and keeping the general public informed and became more about opinion, money, and ratings, the news, I would advocate, is actually not news at all, but a bunch of eye-catching trivialities dressed up as substance to distract you from what’s really going on. Here’s why.

But first: a word from our sponsor: Veridian Dynamics.

Anyway, back to the news thing.

For a start, TV companies are beholden entirely to their sponsors. When was the last time The Today Show, for instance, or the CBS Evening News or even one of the cable news shows did a scathing expose of the pharmaceutical industry and the damaging side-effects of all the dangerous drugs they sell? I’m feeling bold this morning, so I would venture to say NEVER. 


Oh, come on! You know why. Because the drugs companies have bought up every ad break they can get their hands on to advertise their evil products.

Haven’t you noticed? 90% of the ads on the morning shows end with the words, “Ask your doctor if Purobutimansoprol Soothing Nighttime Formula, Cherry Flavor is right for you,” or somesuch gibberish, followed by a blizzard of possible side-effects, read very fast, that must have been written on a roll of toilet paper, it goes on for so long – everything from dry mouth to renal distress to heart failure. Side-effects that viewers by the million seem happy to ignore. 

No network would ever dare risk offending one of its major sponsors. If they did, the sponsors would pull their ads and, with them, millions of dollars in revenue, and it’s all about money. So, as always, big pharma gets a free pass, with the result that:

  • the whole nation is hooked on drugs;
  • people are growing steadily sicker;
  • reporters who should be investigating this topic aren’t being allowed to; and
  • the culprits escape without a trace of blame.

By the way, our sponsor and mighty overlord Veridian Dynamics issued a great commercial recently.

The question is: if this blind-eye bias from the news shows is happening with the pharmaceutical industry, what other areas are not being discussed or looked into because scoundrels or criminals are buying up ad time?

I’m no doomist, but I’m beginnining to think we’re truly screwed. As individuals, we’re growing smaller and more insignificant every day. In the broader picture, our private concerns matter less to Washington than they ever did; our needs are considered irrelevant to anything the government is doing, or Wall Street, or the banks, or big corporations.

The GOP, for instance, has switched its focus entirely these days from advancing policies that might excite voters or working for a stronger America, to being the Party of No: working to undermine, attack, deride, and thwart the current administration in all its plans, while at the same time ardently fighting to protect the rights and profits of a battalion of powerful special interest groups and other lobbyists from whom they earn millions of persuasion-dollars each year. Why aren’t the news shows all over that?

Everywhere you look, the prime motivator now is simply money, success, having more, owning more, beating the other guy past the post. It’s not capitalism any longer, it’s naked greed unapologetically pursued, and it’s unhealthy. 

As is often said by Veridian Dynamics….

So when I catch a TV news broadcast, on whatever network, I don’t feel I’m watching a vehicle for the delivery of truth. All I see is a glossy product filled with color and graphics but short on facts. Carefully manufactured, heavily censored and crafted so as not to test, probe too deeply, or offend. A flash of bright lights dominated by the swiftness of the news cycle and, like a small, eager child, prone to being sidetracked or mesmerized by every fleeting, sensational bauble, no matter how insignificant or bogus. 

So why would I want to watch that?

Why would I want to watch Fox News, and see that prime ass and needless irritant Glenn Beck trying to keep the spotlight on him no matter what it takes? By accusing Obama of being a racist, for instance.

Why would I want to hear that MSNBC‘s David Shuster had a meltdown after shusterthe camera accidentally caught his bald spot, when in fact this story was entirely made up by a gossip columnist in one of Rupert Murdoch’s rags? Murdoch owns Fox, Fox hates MSNBC, so Murdoch’s other “news” arms feel entitled to undercut MSNBC wherever it can.

Why would I want to watch Lou Dobbs ignoring all the facts and continuing to push the fiction that President Obama wasn’t born in America? On CNN???

No, no, no, no, no.

There’s too much airtime to fill. Too many people trying to fill it. Too much irresponsible, immature, irrelevant crap they’re trying to fill it with. And it’s all done, not to keep us informed, but to line their own pockets.

That’s why I don’t watch news. And someday I’ll thank myself for it.

TV Swami – he say NO to news for the second time in a week.


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