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Idiots unite. Your war has arrived. Please step this way.

I know, it’s Casual Friday, and so we should be approaching the news with whatever the opposite of a no-nonsense approach is. A nonsense one probably.

But I had to let you read this.

It’s an article by Howard Kurtz from the Washington Post about the ongoing O'Reillyblistering feud between Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly and MSNBC’s OlbermannKeith Olbermann and how their respective bosses, in trying to settle it, somehow only seemed to fan the flames even higher.

There’s a reason I’m featuring this. 

A couple of days ago, TV cameras captured a special moment at a town hall meeting, one of those contrived toxic rallies being organized by Republican fundamentalists to try to throw Obama’s healthcare legislation under a gigantic PR bus.

A woman was shown standing at the back of the hall yelling. Plain, insignificant woman, a face in the crowd. And not even a particularly attractive face at that. But she was really irate. Boy, was she pissed. The healthcare debate had her so riled up that she was close to tears, holding a little homemade sign and bleating, “I don’t recognize my America any more. I want my America back!”

It was a touching moment. And also the height of idiocy when you think about it.

What she was essentially saying was that the incoming tide of universal healthcare that, in whatever form it takes, will at the very least give millions of poorer Americans, possibly including herself, access finally to doctors and decent medical treatment in an emergency, so that they don’t receive astronomical healthcare bills at the end that they can’t pay, forcing them to go bankrupt and lose their homes, a situation which happens countless times in “her America” under the current greedy-corporate-run system….that this policy, modeled on other up-and-working healthcare systems around the world, was threatening to ruin the country she loved so much.

How ludicrous. Where on earth did she get such a ridiculous idea?

Hang on, let me guess – Fox News?

Wouldn’t surprise me. Fox abuses the word “news” daily by offering up misinformation, anti-government propaganda, and needless fiery rhetoric that in extreme cases cynically fuels a warlike aggression among its viewers, promoting division and unrest and right-wing hatred, making enemies out of decent people, and doing so for the tackiest of reasons: to bolster up its ratings and keep the ad money flowing in, quite regardless of the harm they may be doing. (Profits up over 200% in the last year. That’s success, right?) 

This approach – which the guys on-screen would deny vehemently, hands held up Fox Newsin horror – is pretty transparent and, I would contend, actually rather harmless when viewed by intelligent people who can tell when they’re being duped or manipulated. But alas not all Fox News viewers (or, to be fair, MSNBC viewers for that matter) are all that bright. Not bright enough at least to know when they’re being had for profit. 

Quite the opposite. The brand of inflammatory bias that Fox and others peddle nightly can, as we’re seeing, foster unrest on a grand scale when it enters the minds of grassroots stupid people, people who believe everything they read and everything they see on TV, and who don’t have the mental wherewithall to discern between the circus chimp antics of Glenn Beck, for instance, and actual facts and sane arguments dispensed by a reasonable journalist.  

The ongoing war at corporate level between Fox News and MSNBC has therefore, I think, to be viewed in that context. What we’re seeing are extremists fighting for territory – the fertile minds of the stupid and the gullible – their snipers firing off random rounds into the night in the hope of wounding the opposition and scoring points. It’s a sport to them, fair game. They’re kids, grown up now, but still waging schoolyard wars, still trying to bully one another. Yet it’s anything but a sport to their viewers, who lean towards believing everything they’re told, especially when it comes from a man in an Armani suit.

Actually, I want to go back for a second and retract something.

I was wrong to suggest that the woman at the town hall meeting was an idiot. If she’s guilty of anything at all it’s of trusting her sources. Trusting without question her imperial masters in the media, believing that they would never mislead her, or say something that wasn’t true, or inspire her to act in a way that was counter to democracy. 

In fact, in many ways she’s right, her America is disappearing, buried slowly beneath the greater and greater scrambling of corporations for excessive profit. Unfortunately, that’s not going to stop. The system appears to be so corrupt now, due mainly to the apathy of the American people who let the Bush Administration loosen regulations for years, awarding massive-and-growing paydays to their big business buddies, and did nothing to correct it, that I doubt it can ever be reversed.

One fact all parties of all political stripes can probably agree on at this point: the America that woman remembers ain’t never coming back.

Here’s Howard Kurtz’s article.   

“It was never intended to be a cease-fire.

The best that the men who run two of the nation’s media giants were hoping to achieve was a ratcheting down of the rhetoric between their warring commentators.

But Keith Olbermann refused to play along this week, Bill O’Reilly returned fire, and the New York Times got wounded in the crossfire.

The peace talks with Fox sparked a fierce battle within MSNBC, where a faction led by Olbermann argued that the network’s journalistic integrity was at stake — and that any leak of a nonaggression pact with Fox could damage NBC’s reputation for independence.

Things had looked very different in April. When Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes left the private dining room of Jeffrey Immelt, the General Electric chief executive whose company includes NBC, at 30 Rockefeller Plaza, they thought they had a firm deal. But as in any high school grudge match, neither brawler wanted to back down.

For viewers, the constant attacks have been a grand spectator sport, but their bruising nature has at times been painful to watch. Olbermann started the assault on “Bill-O” five years ago as a way of boosting his fortunes against “The O’Reilly Factor,” which roughly triples his ratings; O’Reilly refuses to mention the “Countdown” host by name, instead training his ammo on MSNBC, NBC and Immelt.

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Ask your doctor if Purobutimansoprol Soothing Nighttime Formula, Cherry Flavor is right for you.

Recently, I admitted that, beyond a cursory glance here and there to keep up with the overall direction of everything, I don’t follow the news any more. I guess people were surprised to hear this. Things were said. Remarks made.

I, in turn, not surprisingly perhaps, was surprised by their surprise. Because why would I watch the news? Give me one convincing reason.

Ever since it ceased to be about facts and keeping the general public informed and became more about opinion, money, and ratings, the news, I would advocate, is actually not news at all, but a bunch of eye-catching trivialities dressed up as substance to distract you from what’s really going on. Here’s why.

But first: a word from our sponsor: Veridian Dynamics.

Anyway, back to the news thing.

For a start, TV companies are beholden entirely to their sponsors. When was the last time The Today Show, for instance, or the CBS Evening News or even one of the cable news shows did a scathing expose of the pharmaceutical industry and the damaging side-effects of all the dangerous drugs they sell? I’m feeling bold this morning, so I would venture to say NEVER. 


Oh, come on! You know why. Because the drugs companies have bought up every ad break they can get their hands on to advertise their evil products.

Haven’t you noticed? 90% of the ads on the morning shows end with the words, “Ask your doctor if Purobutimansoprol Soothing Nighttime Formula, Cherry Flavor is right for you,” or somesuch gibberish, followed by a blizzard of possible side-effects, read very fast, that must have been written on a roll of toilet paper, it goes on for so long – everything from dry mouth to renal distress to heart failure. Side-effects that viewers by the million seem happy to ignore. 

No network would ever dare risk offending one of its major sponsors. If they did, the sponsors would pull their ads and, with them, millions of dollars in revenue, and it’s all about money. So, as always, big pharma gets a free pass, with the result that:

  • the whole nation is hooked on drugs;
  • people are growing steadily sicker;
  • reporters who should be investigating this topic aren’t being allowed to; and
  • the culprits escape without a trace of blame.

By the way, our sponsor and mighty overlord Veridian Dynamics issued a great commercial recently.

The question is: if this blind-eye bias from the news shows is happening with the pharmaceutical industry, what other areas are not being discussed or looked into because scoundrels or criminals are buying up ad time?

I’m no doomist, but I’m beginnining to think we’re truly screwed. As individuals, we’re growing smaller and more insignificant every day. In the broader picture, our private concerns matter less to Washington than they ever did; our needs are considered irrelevant to anything the government is doing, or Wall Street, or the banks, or big corporations.

The GOP, for instance, has switched its focus entirely these days from advancing policies that might excite voters or working for a stronger America, to being the Party of No: working to undermine, attack, deride, and thwart the current administration in all its plans, while at the same time ardently fighting to protect the rights and profits of a battalion of powerful special interest groups and other lobbyists from whom they earn millions of persuasion-dollars each year. Why aren’t the news shows all over that?

Everywhere you look, the prime motivator now is simply money, success, having more, owning more, beating the other guy past the post. It’s not capitalism any longer, it’s naked greed unapologetically pursued, and it’s unhealthy. 

As is often said by Veridian Dynamics….

So when I catch a TV news broadcast, on whatever network, I don’t feel I’m watching a vehicle for the delivery of truth. All I see is a glossy product filled with color and graphics but short on facts. Carefully manufactured, heavily censored and crafted so as not to test, probe too deeply, or offend. A flash of bright lights dominated by the swiftness of the news cycle and, like a small, eager child, prone to being sidetracked or mesmerized by every fleeting, sensational bauble, no matter how insignificant or bogus. 

So why would I want to watch that?

Why would I want to watch Fox News, and see that prime ass and needless irritant Glenn Beck trying to keep the spotlight on him no matter what it takes? By accusing Obama of being a racist, for instance.

Why would I want to hear that MSNBC‘s David Shuster had a meltdown after shusterthe camera accidentally caught his bald spot, when in fact this story was entirely made up by a gossip columnist in one of Rupert Murdoch’s rags? Murdoch owns Fox, Fox hates MSNBC, so Murdoch’s other “news” arms feel entitled to undercut MSNBC wherever it can.

Why would I want to watch Lou Dobbs ignoring all the facts and continuing to push the fiction that President Obama wasn’t born in America? On CNN???

No, no, no, no, no.

There’s too much airtime to fill. Too many people trying to fill it. Too much irresponsible, immature, irrelevant crap they’re trying to fill it with. And it’s all done, not to keep us informed, but to line their own pockets.

That’s why I don’t watch news. And someday I’ll thank myself for it.

TV Swami – he say NO to news for the second time in a week.


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